DEC 13 2007

ok..... so i just got back from the store... and me and deidre baught some weave.

Deidre is putting it in as we speak.…

DEC 13 2007

HELLO LOVES!

today i sit at the computer while christmas plays in the backround.

i come to realize i have not put up a christmas tree yet.

man... i have a perfprmance today... and i don't really want to go, iv'e

already had 15 this week, man i hope my voice doesn't give out.…

I seriously thought that the end of this year would suck.

See we have no money at all for xmas or food you know but I'm lucky in a way.

I get to spend it with my family for once and we are going to the Love Kitchen (It's a shelter for homeless people) and we are going to serve food on xmas.

But the one thing I am mostly excited about is my boyfriend is coming for New Years =). I can't wait to see him woot wooters.

x

Well anywhozzle I'm going to run just…

I need to do something about my hair. Which means, find someone new to copy.

I remember over the summer I had this Lily Allen-meets-Rihanna blunt bob. I got the inspiration from the cover of Gwen Stefani's latest album though, because I pretty much idolize her. My hair was too short for Gwen though. Then I took the dive and bleached it blonde to complete the Gwen look. Didn't work.

I took so much pride in not following the crowd...while everyone else is copying Lauren Conrad,…

So this Christmas I am pretty screwed. In fact, I haven't done any shopping yet, and I don't know where Santa is going to find a few extra dollars for Christmas. Everything has fallen apart.

Where to begin, I guess what started the string of bad luck. My 6 year old has a pony who has what is called laminitis, or founder. Not sure who reads this, and if you are familiar with horses, but founder is when the bone in the foot, the coffin bone, rotates. The racehorse Barbaro was…

This is all the shit that went wrong this morning.....

1. I woke up
2. Walked outside to find my guitar outside (way way stupid cuz the cold and the morning due fucked up the wood and metal niknaks)
3. Walked to the front house and stepped in dog shit.
4. Looked in the fridge to find no Leche (milk)
5. Also no OJ
6. No ingredients to make any kind of breakfast
7. NO INGREDIENTS TO MAKE ANYTHING WORTH CONSUMING!!!
8. Turn on my lappytop…

1. Launch my now fictional pop career and tour with all the cool bands, without being Ashlee Simpson or Fergie.

2. Shake the Catwoman label. (long story)

3. Perform in front of thousands.

4. Get off my ass and make a difference.

5. Save a life.

6. Lose weight.

7. Get to recording all these songs in my head.

8. Find something to eat other than ramen.

9. Stop being such a stick in the mud.

10. Be more outgoing.

11. Get away…

hey,

im amie as u can prob c, atm the red jumpsuit apperatus is 1 of my fav bands, but im only new with them but hopping to learn more about them... so if u want to talk to me kool ill most likely talk back (even tho it might take a while).

neways thanks for reading!

xx =]

amie

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My computer is 6 years old, I am the family photographer, and the month of August 2006 itself has over 1200 pictures in it. Needless to say, my computer doesn't like this much. So I'm deleting excess pictures and moving them into folders by years.

This is all background information, because when I say, "I'm going through old photos" it's something that normally sounds like I'm looking for trouble. This time, I actually had to do it in order for my…

Heyhey everyone,

please check out my page,

check out my photos,

and please comment them,

i would love to know what you think of me,

critizise if you like

i don't mind

<33 you all xx

Ok so I'm still trying to get the hang of this page.

So if anyone is willing to help this chicck out, that would be greatly appreciated.

-Shelly.