"The Death of a Ninja"
Long ago in the year 2003, lived a ninja who sucked at life… or taking a life more like it. In our ninjas tribe its tradition to kill at least one soul a year and the 'dead'line was only a day away. The ninja had tried everything… killing old ladies crossing the street, throwing daggers at mimes playing an invisible piano, and the easiest kill of all… throwing a donut in the deep-end during swimming lessons at a fat camp… But none of these resulted in death! So the ninja had one more chance to kill or something bad would happen. So off he went with his hardcore 'death rock' blaring into a little village where a deaf, blind, and dumb girl lived. His plan was to simply push her down a well but as the ninja zoomed in on his prey the girl learned how to spell water with her hands and the ninja felt compassion on the girl.. And with that simple act Hellen Keller defeated the ninja. The ninja did not meat the 'dead'line and so he was forced to listen to Dolly Parton until his ear drums exploded and killed him, for Dolly is also a ninja in hiding. So warning to all ninjas… beware the great Chuck Norris, the bone breaking Bruce Lee, and the terrifying Dolly Parton… if you wish to live…
AN ORIGINAL PRODUCTION BY CASEY GENE MILLS.
PS. This story originally was a text message, thats why its sort of short! lol