This is an ode to a strange, huddled creature. A crying, singing, tangle of ragged limbs and ferocious eyes. Terrifyingly deadly, and yet so distressingly vulnerable. Left 4 Dead’s Witch is unparalleled for me amongst all of gaming’s enemies, more frightening and fascinating than any before. She is pure fear.
I feel little more is necessary to demonstrate this than to recount a typical encounter. It inevitably works something like this:
Hey Vince, I know I've never really talked to you before, but I wanted to ask you a question. Since you're from the Philippines and I'm hoping to go to the Philippines next summer for a month to work at an orphanage, I was wondering if you knew the Tacloban area. I'm hoping to go to Tanauan, which is 45 minutes outside Tacloban. Do you know much about the area? Like, would it be safe for a 17 year old white girl from America? Thanks!