OMHOCOD (oh my holy orange cat of doom)

[Oliviasmommy <3]

OMG the other day i went in my room right and i see this gargantuan efffing cat right and it hisses at me and i scream so loud and my dad screams WTF IS GOING ON and i scream THERE'S A HUGE EFFFING ORANGE CAT IN HERE
and just as i say that it comes charging at me and and scratches the hell outta my foot (which it still hurts omg) and i scream IT TRIED TO KILL ME and my dad screams its probably smudge (a cat that comes in our house from my sisters house whom lives right across the street)(don't ask) anyway back to the point and i kept telling my dad over and over and over etc etc etc.....that that's not smudge and that this cat is huge beyond huge and hes ohh ok sure and im like whatever and like last night i hear him yell WTF is that and i go that that effing cat i saw the other night i effing told you so and he like that effing cat is effing huge OMG

[Lulu(is lost in her head)]

lol that sounds like my cat!!!!!! his name is Jingles =]