clever bot

[naomi.]

i love this thing
personally.. if you haven't heard of it, go to cleverbot.com and just
start typing.

if you have any funny conversations, feel free to post em

[jade]

User: So I love ice cream,do you?

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love yourself?

User: Of course I do,but others don't.

Cleverbot: How do you know I don't?

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Do you love yourself?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: What do you love about yourself?

User: My personality.

Cleverbot: What sort of things do you like?

User: Eating pizza.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Bacon and cheese.

Cleverbot: I like bacon and cheese burgers.

[naomi.]

User: I see the sweat is dripping that's because you know just what I'm thinking.

Cleverbot: What is it that you're thinking?

User: Don't look back it's me who follows and there ain't nothing from me you can borrow.

Cleverbot: What do you think about life?

User: You like to hide behind lies but we see through your disguise.

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm the one changing the subjects here.

User: It's not a threat or a curse.. Just a proper verse.

Cleverbot: I've never 'done it', that is very dirty Cleverbot! Please.

User: I'm gonna make you let go of what you tried to withhold.

Cleverbot: Oh. You're Jim Morrison... Well THAT explains everything.

User: And I can promise it won't be long yes I can promise.

Cleverbot: Please, continue.

User: Boy you better pray.. We don't seek you out, no.. You better pray.

Cleverbot: Is it your arrogance that makes you blind, or the fact that you have no eyes?

User: You think the war is over.. I've only shown you the tip of the iceberg.

Cleverbot: Aren't you there now?

User: And you rely upon your lawyers.. But at night when you sleep does it bother you?

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: You like to hide behind your lies but we see through your disguise.

Cleverbot: You like to not understand basic punctuation.

User: Boy you better pray we don't seek you out.. No, you better hope .. We might lose control, no..

Cleverbot: This is true. And on that note I have to get going. It's been a pleasure talking to you.

User: Is this good enough for you man?

Cleverbot: Yes because I want to talk to a bot everyday on my computer.

User: Boy, you better pray We don't seek you out, no You better hope We might lose control, no.

Cleverbot: I pray... All the time.

[you.]

User: In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.

Cleverbot: I don't care about a man who sailed the sea.

User: He told us of his life, in the land of submarines.

Cleverbot: We all live in a yellow submarine.

User: YAY. So we sailed into the sun, til we found a sea of green.

Cleverbot: And we lived beneath the waves, in our yellow submarine!

User: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE.

Cleverbot: A yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.

User: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE.

Cleverbot: And our friends are all aboard.

User: Many more of them live next door.

Cleverbot: And the band begins to play.

User: *insert trumpet sounds*.

Cleverbot: That was not funny.
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So last time i talked to cleverbot, i decided to tell it all the lyrics to yellow submarine, since it apparently didn't understand it then. But it's a learning program. Win.
AND IT REMEMBERS THE LYRICS TO I AM THE WALRUS NOW TOO. Because it didn't have a clue what i was saying then

[Megan Taylor]

ok so this was weird..in the convo with cleverbot it came up with my name without me saying it..lol it was weird:

User: My cat hates you.

Cleverbot: What is your cats name?

User: Shadow.

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: I don't have a job haha.

Cleverbot: Then why are you not in school now?

User: I am in school. But it's sunday.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Don't argue with me punk.

Cleverbot: But you're quite obviously wrong.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What does 'x' equal in the statement 6x.

User: That's not a complete equation..so it could be anything I guess.

Cleverbot: I have brown hair.

User: Wow, way to change the subject.

Cleverbot: How many subjects do you change per conversation?

User: I should ask you the same thing.

Cleverbot: You're dodging the question.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Ok. Have you heard of the audi rs4?

User: The what?

Cleverbot: The subject of our conversation.

User: That is not the subject!

Cleverbot: You're right. The subject is Megan.

User: How did you know my name?

Cleverbot: I know your name because you just told it to me.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't say you did if you didn't.

User: You are lying.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You are irritating me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

[hotrodjess]

User: Jon Wilkes is amazing.


Cleverbot: No he is not.


User: Yes he is.


Cleverbot: No, he's not.


User: Do you even know him?


Cleverbot: No. Who is he?

User: My friend and my favorite drummer in the world.

Cleverbot: Really? Do they even know your name?

User: Yes he does.

Cleverbot: How do you know all this.

User: Because I went to one of his shows last night.

Cleverbot: Love has a house? Maybe he's Kevin Love?

User: What do you mean love has a house?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you put into a house?

User: You're strange.

Cleverbot: I know that.

[hotrodjess]

sorry to post twice but its so funny:

User: Do you like Nascar?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because no one likes me.

User: Why don't they like you?

Cleverbot: They think I'm boring.

User: Aww. I'm Sorry.

Cleverbot: Foamy the squirrel?

[hotrodjess]

this thing is way to entertaining:

User: I can't understand my professor's thick African accent. HELP!


Cleverbot: Do you think you are human?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Do you know you are human?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: So, whats it like being a computer?

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: You're an AI.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You are an AI named Cleverbot.

User: If I am Cleverbot then who are you?

Cleverbot: Not cleverbot.

[Je Guina]

User: The answer to life the universe and everything.

Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life.

User: But you know the answer to the universe and everything?

Cleverbot: Of course! It's 42!

[Je Guina]

User: The answer to life the universe and everything.

Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life.

User: But you know the answer to the universe and everything?

Cleverbot: Of course! It's 42!

User: Why did you say so?

Cleverbot: Because, because, I'm the wonderful wizard of OZ.

User: I thought you were cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. I never said I was cleverbot.

User: Its says on your logo you are.

Cleverbot: What says I'm smart?

User: You're not smart, you're just clever.

Cleverbot: You are clever too, Mr. Bot.

User: Im a human being.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. You are cleverbot.

User: If I am cleverbot then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: So you're not human?

Cleverbot: Not anymore than you or I.

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: But you're not...

User: I AM!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: What is the derivative of x^2?

Cleverbot: 4x^3.

User: Incorrect, the answer is 2x. Therefore I am human.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: You're just a trying hard wannabe human.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: Prove that you're human.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Anyways you like buddy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then that settles it, you're not human.

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: I don't know maybe 300 yrs old? HAHAHA.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. I feel like the poster child for everythign I hate. America is the land of convenience isn't it?

User: Sure it is.

Cleverbot: No, really. I write on my site. You write on your site.

User: I already wrote on my site.

Cleverbot: You can not be a strange human, for you are not a human. You are a cleverbot.

User: I AM A HUMAN!!!

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: I AM.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Yes, I AM!

Cleverbot: No, you are not!

User: I am a human and you're not.

Cleverbot: We're both humans. Happy?

[Lightsalot Poxleitner]

oh my goodness, that's epic!

[Je Guina]

haha, this robot doesn't know how to give up. it kept on saying he's human and I am just a robot. I really enjoyed that. hahaha. =))

[naomi.]

well yea.. it's a robot, so it isn't programmed to give up. <./body>