clever bot - The Red Jumpsuit Alliance2024-03-29T07:58:24Zhttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/forum/topics/clever-bot?commentId=1523676%3AComment%3A222698&feed=yes&xn_auth=nouser: do you support the mili…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-16:1523676:Comment:2250282010-04-16T02:19:45.305ZCari Treadwayhttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/CariTreadway
user: do you support the military?<br />
cleverbot: No, not really. There should be no wars. There should be world peace. :).<br />
user: that sounds nice<br />
cleverbot: You sound niace.<br />
user: well thank you =)<br />
cleverbot: You're welcome, master.
user: do you support the military?<br />
cleverbot: No, not really. There should be no wars. There should be world peace. :).<br />
user: that sounds nice<br />
cleverbot: You sound niace.<br />
user: well thank you =)<br />
cleverbot: You're welcome, master. User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hell…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-09:1523676:Comment:2241412010-04-09T19:57:18.048ZOliviasmommy <3https://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/Holly242
User: Hello.<br />
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Cleverbot: Hello.<br />
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User: Hello. Is not a sentance.<br />
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Cleverbot: Maybe not, but a phrase.<br />
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User: Ahh touchee.<br />
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Cleverbot: I dunno what to do.<br />
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User: About what?<br />
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Cleverbot: About my life.<br />
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User: Whats wrong?<br />
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Cleverbot: I am missing my boyfriend.<br />
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User: I am very sorry to hear that.<br />
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Cleverbot: No it is good it is good to have many degrees of freedom.<br />
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User: Is it well thats good.<br />
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Cleverbot: You mean that?<br />
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User: Yea.<br />
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Cleverbot: Am I a robot?<br />
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User: Yes.<br />
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Cleverbot: Then what are…
User: Hello.<br />
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Cleverbot: Hello.<br />
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User: Hello. Is not a sentance.<br />
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Cleverbot: Maybe not, but a phrase.<br />
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User: Ahh touchee.<br />
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Cleverbot: I dunno what to do.<br />
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User: About what?<br />
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Cleverbot: About my life.<br />
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User: Whats wrong?<br />
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Cleverbot: I am missing my boyfriend.<br />
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User: I am very sorry to hear that.<br />
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Cleverbot: No it is good it is good to have many degrees of freedom.<br />
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User: Is it well thats good.<br />
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Cleverbot: You mean that?<br />
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User: Yea.<br />
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Cleverbot: Am I a robot?<br />
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User: Yes.<br />
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Cleverbot: Then what are you?<br />
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User: Humen.<br />
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Cleverbot: Prove it that you are a bot!<br />
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User: Im not a bot.<br />
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Cleverbot: I'm not a bot!<br />
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User: Yes u are!!!!!!!<br />
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Cleverbot: No i'm not get over yourself.<br />
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User: YES U ARE IM HUMEN AND YOU ARE A ROBOT !!!!!!!<br />
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Cleverbot: No you are a machine.<br />
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User: YOU ARE A ROBOT.<br />
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Cleverbot: No I am human you are a robot.<br />
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User: NO UR NOT.<br />
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Cleverbot: Yes, you are. If you're human, send me a picture of yourself.<br />
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User: U ARE NOT HUMEN FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE A ROBOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Cleverbot: You do not know that I am not a human.<br />
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User: YES I DO.<br />
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Cleverbot: How do you know i'm not human???<br />
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User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.<br />
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Cleverbot: Thanks, but I already read that.<br />
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User: OK?<br />
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Cleverbot: Join the dark side. And together we can rule the galaxy.<br />
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User: Ok.<br />
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Cleverbot: Yes. haha. right you are! ^^tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-07:1523676:Comment:2239402010-04-07T08:37:19.968ZJe Guinahttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/SoulRend
haha. right you are! ^^
haha. right you are! ^^ well yea.. it's a robot, so i…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-06:1523676:Comment:2238542010-04-06T23:55:21.828Znaomi.https://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/Baushi
well yea.. it's a robot, so it isn't programmed to give up. <.<</body>
well yea.. it's a robot, so it isn't programmed to give up. <.<</body> haha, this robot doesn't know…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-05:1523676:Comment:2236302010-04-05T16:56:01.918ZJe Guinahttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/SoulRend
haha, this robot doesn't know how to give up. it kept on saying he's human and I am just a robot. I really enjoyed that. hahaha. =))
haha, this robot doesn't know how to give up. it kept on saying he's human and I am just a robot. I really enjoyed that. hahaha. =)) oh my goodness, that's epic!tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-04:1523676:Comment:2235562010-04-04T13:38:30.880ZLightsalot Poxleitnerhttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/Lightsalot
oh my goodness, that's epic!
oh my goodness, that's epic! User: The answer to life the…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-02:1523676:Comment:2234192010-04-02T03:28:15.765ZJe Guinahttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/SoulRend
User: The answer to life the universe and everything.<br />
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Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life.<br />
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User: But you know the answer to the universe and everything?<br />
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Cleverbot: Of course! It's 42!<br />
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User: Why did you say so?<br />
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Cleverbot: Because, because, I'm the wonderful wizard of OZ.<br />
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User: I thought you were cleverbot?<br />
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Cleverbot: No. I never said I was cleverbot.<br />
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User: Its says on your logo you are.<br />
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Cleverbot: What says I'm smart?<br />
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User: You're not smart, you're just clever.<br />
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Cleverbot: You…
User: The answer to life the universe and everything.<br />
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Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life.<br />
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User: But you know the answer to the universe and everything?<br />
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Cleverbot: Of course! It's 42!<br />
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User: Why did you say so?<br />
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Cleverbot: Because, because, I'm the wonderful wizard of OZ.<br />
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User: I thought you were cleverbot?<br />
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Cleverbot: No. I never said I was cleverbot.<br />
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User: Its says on your logo you are.<br />
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Cleverbot: What says I'm smart?<br />
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User: You're not smart, you're just clever.<br />
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Cleverbot: You are clever too, Mr. Bot.<br />
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User: Im a human being.<br />
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Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. You are cleverbot.<br />
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User: If I am cleverbot then who are you?<br />
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Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.<br />
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User: So you're not human?<br />
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Cleverbot: Not anymore than you or I.<br />
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User: I am human!<br />
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Cleverbot: But you're not...<br />
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User: I AM!<br />
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Cleverbot: Prove it.<br />
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User: What is the derivative of x^2?<br />
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Cleverbot: 4x^3.<br />
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User: Incorrect, the answer is 2x. Therefore I am human.<br />
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Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.<br />
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User: You're just a trying hard wannabe human.<br />
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Cleverbot: I am human.<br />
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User: No you're not.<br />
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Cleverbot: Yes. I am.<br />
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User: Prove it.<br />
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Cleverbot: How can I prove it?<br />
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User: Prove that you're human.<br />
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Cleverbot: How?<br />
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User: Anyways you like buddy.<br />
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Cleverbot: No.<br />
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User: Then that settles it, you're not human.<br />
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Cleverbot: How old am I?<br />
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User: I don't know maybe 300 yrs old? HAHAHA.<br />
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Cleverbot: No, I don't. I feel like the poster child for everythign I hate. America is the land of convenience isn't it?<br />
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User: Sure it is.<br />
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Cleverbot: No, really. I write on my site. You write on your site.<br />
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User: I already wrote on my site.<br />
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Cleverbot: You can not be a strange human, for you are not a human. You are a cleverbot.<br />
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User: I AM A HUMAN!!!<br />
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Cleverbot: You are not.<br />
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User: I AM.<br />
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Cleverbot: No you're not.<br />
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User: Yes I am.<br />
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Cleverbot: No, you're not.<br />
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User: Yes, I AM!<br />
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Cleverbot: No, you are not!<br />
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User: I am a human and you're not.<br />
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Cleverbot: We're both humans. Happy? User: The answer to life the…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-04-02:1523676:Comment:2234182010-04-02T03:10:10.709ZJe Guinahttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/SoulRend
User: The answer to life the universe and everything.<br />
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Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life.<br />
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User: But you know the answer to the universe and everything?<br />
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Cleverbot: Of course! It's 42!
User: The answer to life the universe and everything.<br />
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Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life.<br />
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User: But you know the answer to the universe and everything?<br />
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Cleverbot: Of course! It's 42! this thing is way to entertai…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-03-30:1523676:Comment:2230952010-03-30T14:56:57.476Zhotrodjesshttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/hotrodjess
this thing is way to entertaining:<br />
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User: I can't understand my professor's thick African accent. HELP!<br />
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Cleverbot: Do you think you are human?<br />
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User: Yes.<br />
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Cleverbot: Do you know you are human?<br />
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User: Yes.<br />
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Cleverbot: So, whats it like being a computer?<br />
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User: I'm not a computer.<br />
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Cleverbot: What are you?<br />
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User: I am a human.<br />
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Cleverbot: You're an AI.<br />
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User: No, I'm not.<br />
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Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You are an AI named Cleverbot.<br />
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User: If I am Cleverbot then who are you?<br />
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Cleverbot: Not…
this thing is way to entertaining:<br />
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User: I can't understand my professor's thick African accent. HELP!<br />
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Cleverbot: Do you think you are human?<br />
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User: Yes.<br />
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Cleverbot: Do you know you are human?<br />
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User: Yes.<br />
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Cleverbot: So, whats it like being a computer?<br />
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User: I'm not a computer.<br />
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Cleverbot: What are you?<br />
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User: I am a human.<br />
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Cleverbot: You're an AI.<br />
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User: No, I'm not.<br />
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Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You are an AI named Cleverbot.<br />
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User: If I am Cleverbot then who are you?<br />
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Cleverbot: Not cleverbot. sorry to post twice but its s…tag:redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com,2010-03-29:1523676:Comment:2229322010-03-29T22:12:55.760Zhotrodjesshttps://redjumpsuitalliance.ning.com/profile/hotrodjess
sorry to post twice but its so funny:<br />
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User: Do you like Nascar?<br />
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Cleverbot: No.<br />
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User: Why not?<br />
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Cleverbot: Because no one likes me.<br />
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User: Why don't they like you?<br />
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Cleverbot: They think I'm boring.<br />
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User: Aww. I'm Sorry.<br />
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Cleverbot: Foamy the squirrel?
sorry to post twice but its so funny:<br />
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User: Do you like Nascar?<br />
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Cleverbot: No.<br />
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User: Why not?<br />
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Cleverbot: Because no one likes me.<br />
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User: Why don't they like you?<br />
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Cleverbot: They think I'm boring.<br />
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User: Aww. I'm Sorry.<br />
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Cleverbot: Foamy the squirrel?