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At 6:55am on April 11, 2011, Janine said…: Mr. Antisocial, sign on and chat this weekend!!!!!! :P

At 9:41pm on March 16, 2011, Janine said…: lol... i was so excited my hands were shaking and i couldn't spell anything........................... o yea, about scool, well, ya see, there was this girl and she was starting with me so, i set her straight and may or may not have threatened to slap the shit out of her. so yeeaaaaaaa...................... that's what may or may not have happened. and as for the " what have you not done?" question well, i can't really answer that. i am a bad child. and i'm a bad influence to any small children around me, even tho i luvs kids... CHILDREN OF THE WORLD: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT I SAY BECAUSE I AM A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOUR YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE SELVES!!!!!!!

At 6:09am on March 16, 2011, Janine said…

¡Yo quiero un sándwich! mwahaha.... iz in trouble in scool. :( o wellz!!! :) OMG! GUESS WHA?! I MEAN, GUESS WHAT?! SEE, IU'M SO EXCITED, I CAN'T TYPR RITE NOW! IN 11 MONTGHS, I MAY OR MAY NOT BE GOING TO SPAIN, IF IT'S APPROVOED BY THE PRINCIPAL AND THE SUPERINTENDENT!!! I HAVE TO EARN $95 BY APRIL 17TH THO AND THE REST OF THE 2 GRAND BY SOMETIME NEXT SCOOL YEAR!!!! I'M SO EXCITED, I COULD PEE!!! JK LOL BUT I'M SUPER PSYCHED!!!

At 5:55am on March 16, 2011, Janine said…: you are a horrible brother!! horrible! yea, that's right. i said it in spanish, too. lol :)

At 8:59pm on March 6, 2011, Janine said…: I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD HERE!!!!! HELP PLEEZ?!

At 9:10pm on February 28, 2011, Janine said…: :P

At 5:42pm on February 25, 2011, Janine said…: we were discussing a very special hat... and we were discussing twitching and ear infections and guilt and plaguing people's ears and mornin' stuf and hopping her perky ass on the bus in the morning to go and see her breakfast buddy and hyperactivity and twitching while having spastic convulsions on the floor in excitement and mwahahahas and partners in crime and rubbing her ears on Casey Socola's locker and yeah... YOU SEE, MIKEY? ...VERY IMPORTANT STUFF HERE!!! XD

At 6:04am on February 25, 2011, Janine said…: so what? i'm easily distracted. i have ADHD.... and you know what? we were having a VERY important conversation... :P lol

At 8:10pm on February 23, 2011, Janine said…: i have a legitimate excuse!!!! i was texting my best friend... lol. :)well duh!!!! hahaha!!!! i knew i was close... oldie. jk lol. and the oldest person i've ever dated was 5-6 years older than me... i know that sounds bad, but it's really not. or atleast it's not AS bad as it sounds... i've heard and seen worse, so yeeaaa... ok, maybe it is as bad as it sounds, but wutever... it already happened, can't change it now.... and now, i stick to people around 3 years older or a little bit less. i don't like people younger than me. they irritate me... lol, too immature... that's funny, huh? ME calling other people immature... lol. heheheh... :)

At 7:05am on February 23, 2011, Janine said…: funny... i didn't actually end up going to bed until after midnight.... oops. :)

At 10:41pm on February 22, 2011, Janine said…: i wasn't stealing them!!! how dare you accuse me of such a thing!!! i was BORROWING them!!! and yes i do hav hw but i don't feel like doing it rite now... i'll do it 2morrow b4 clas!!! and don't you "young lady" me, young man, err- or old man... i don't really know... assuming ur around my sister's age and u attended graduate school, i'd guess mid-30's. so old man it is!!! jk! jk! :P i'm at the point where 30 and 40 isn't old anymore... and neither is 50, to be quite honest... 60's pushing it... 70's old... 80's a good age to live to but for a lot of people it doesn't happen... if ur still living at 90 then, you are a walking fossil... if you can even walk!!! lol... and- o well, look at the time!!! i gtg! i hav 2 wake up at 5:30 2morrow while the kids in other counties get the entire week off... lucky jerks!!! lol... ttyl old man!!! jk... nite

At 8:43pm on February 21, 2011, Janine said…: o no u di'int "and in addition I feel like going lah lah lah lahhhhhhhhhh". a wise, pain in the butt once said that... ha! lol jk

At 8:33pm on February 21, 2011, Janine said…: they CHOSE to be older... i, however, had no choice in the matter... they called dibs... :P

At 6:14pm on February 21, 2011, Janine said…: ok, let me rephrase that. Shauna has a mellow personality. She's sweet, smart, and loves her kids more than life itself and she most definitely has her quirks, in her own quirky way... yea go figure, you ARE a little nutz!!! jk :P u lucky jerk!!! how come you get to be older? did you ever think that maybe ur little sister wanted to be the oldest? hmmm??? how inconsiderate... that poor girl... JK LOL :D

At 12:43am on February 21, 2011, Janine said…: TOO old... well, probably anyway. :) she's 31, but looks about 10 years younger... yea, u wouldn't hav a problem w/ my nephews. noah's the perfect 1. he nvr does anything rong. he's a sweetheart nd cares about people's feelings. that's strange 4 a little boy. he might end ^ being gay. wutevs, i'll luv him all the same... he's my favorite... :( i try my very hardest not 2 pick favorites, but it's difficult. nd the others rn't disrespectful, just very mischievious. they're um, well, boys. it's funny. i hav two 1/2 sisters... i'm the youngest, grrrr. Shauna, 31 Gianna, 19 Janine, 15 We hav 1/2 the same blood, but rn't alike at all. We don't even look alike, not 1 single bit. Shauna looks Italian nd maybe Puerto Rican, but she's not, well atleast on our mom's side. nobody but me has had the "pleasure" of meeting nd knowing their fathers. Gianna looks black. And I look Chinese, jk. Clearly I'm whiter than white, even tho i'm 1/2 cuban. Shauna has a mellow personality. She's sweet, smart, and loves her kids more than life itself. Gianna, well, I can't really tell you much about her. We haven't seen each other in ten years. We're not allowed 2 hav contact... And me, well, i'm just me... nothing like the other 2. i'm the quirky 1, the misfit, but that's ok. Shauna's the logical 1. And Gianna's the, well, never mind. all different, but all the same, in our own weird ways... u gots siblings???

At 7:16pm on February 14, 2011, Janine said…: ehh... screw it! work, shirk.... lol jk :) and actually, yes, i do have a hot sister, (well, half sister)but unfortunately, she's already married... to some asshole marine who treats her like shit when nobody's around because he's a coward... one of my nephews picked up a few extra vocab words from his douchebag father screaming at my sis... my other nephews ratted him out... hey, if they ever split, she's aaaalllll yours. hope you like kids!!! jk. they're stationed in Cali right now, anyway... whatevs...

At 7:11pm on February 13, 2011, Janine said…: FINE!!!! DON'T ANSWER ME!!!! :P MEANIE...

At 10:19pm on February 9, 2011, Janine said…: yep, grrr.... i hate that picture... it's atleast 2 years old, probably closer to 3. that was when i was having all of these probs with my weight... everyone said i would end up in the hospital... i was 14 and weighed 80 pounds. why??? STOP LOOKING AT MY UGLY ANOREXIC-NESS IN PICTURE FORM!!!! ~random horror movie scream~ BTW, my hair was not black... i'm not sure what is was, but i've never dyed it that color... oh yea, my mom's dark roots were growing in... it was kind of a brown, the picture quality sux... wutevs, going 2 sleep... got 2 wake up at 5:30 2morrow... xP ...i swear we're related sometimes, you've got to be like a half-brother in law, twice removed or something... does that even exist? i should google it...

At 10:28pm on February 8, 2011, Janine said…: remember... YOU asked. that's your answer...

At 10:27pm on February 8, 2011, Janine said…: he just is... he ALWAYS has been... he takes his one and only child for granted... he doesn't give a flying ~~fuck~~ about anyone but himself... he wishes i weren't around, or atleast that i were a guy to do "guy stuff" with him... well, i'm sorry that i don't give a ~~fuck~~ about golf or any of the bullshit that you're into... i'm sorry that i'm not a guy... i'm sorry that i was born.... i'm sorry for trying to have a "normal" father/daughter relationship with you... i'm sorry for trying to make you understand that i'm not your fucking "buddy." i'm your fucking daughter! i've only ever asked you for one thing in my life, and that was to atleast attempt to be my fucking father, but what did you tell me? oh yea, "you're wasted fucking sperm." and i have never forgotten that, and i have never forgiven you, and i never will. so, piss off and go fuck yourself, Danny!!!! ...........i'm sorry, Mikey, but it had to be said. :(