My Brit. Literature Project on Macbeth

[Rachel Ellen]

Act 1 Scene 1

The Chik-Fil-A cows want to get the message across that you need to eat more chicken. So they are planning the demise of McNugget. They enlist the help of the demon squirrels and Tommy Turtle. They can't really decipher the difference between good and bad because they think that it's all the same. They have decided that they will meet McNugget in the valley at sunset once the battle is over. (inspiration came from Lyssa and I's friend Ryan. He had Chik-Fil-A for lunch yesterday and my project was due right after lunch, so this is the result.)

Cow #1: When should we meet again? In rain or sleet or snow?

Cow #2: When the battle is over

Cow #3: At sunset...Moo....

Cow #1: Where?

Cow #2: Like OMG!!!! In the valley....duh!

Cow #3: There we will meet McNugget.

Cow #1: Come my rabid squirrels.

Cow #2: Come Tomm Turtle.

Cow #3: All together now!

All: What's good is bad and bad is good. Fly through the fog and filthy air you dirty chickens! ...Mooooo!!!!!!......

[end scene]