"The Three Little Pigs and the Great Jail Break"
Once upon a time lived three little pigs who ran into a bit of trouble with a big, bad wolf.
"You pigs better give me your rent money, or I'll blow down your house and put you in prison."
"Blow it down," one of the pigs yelled, "it will be funny seeing you try to blow down a cement house with laser beams on top of it."
Growing angry, the wolf howled and cried, "You asked for it." So with…Continue
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This Bird Isn't Chicken!!!
Hi my name is Henry Butterball and believe it or not but I am a turkey. I am here to bring to your attention the endless suffering and pain we turkeys go through this time of the year. Do you know how bad it feels being locked up in a fence awaiting your turn to die? No... well go ask a Jew... It sucks!!! There are countless times I saw friends and family led away to be slaughtered, just to be served on…Continue
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"The Death of a Ninja"
Long ago in the year 2003, lived a ninja who sucked at life… or taking a life more like it. In our ninjas tribe its tradition to kill at least one soul a year and the 'dead'line was only a day away. The ninja had tried everything… killing old ladies crossing the street, throwing daggers at mimes playing an invisible piano, and the easiest kill of all… throwing a donut in the deep-end during swimming lessons at a fat camp… But…Continue
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Life is filled with many questions…such as what is the meaning of life, who would win between ninjas and pirates, and why is Michael Jackson white? But one question may never be answered… Can a zombie love? Sure zombies love to eat brains and infect the world but can they have a real relationship with the undead? The zombie Barry thought he could. One day while Barry was feasting on the…Continue
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