I'm pretty much the coolest guy ever. Seriously. I'm freakin' awesome. Not really. Actually, I'm kind of lame. You be the judge. I really can't be taken seriously, because I'm always joking around. If you have a frown I'll make you turn it upside down. I'm 6' with brown hair and green eyes. My feet are giant and it makes it difficult to find shoes so I usually wear flip-flops. Plus, I hate wearing socks. They are the work of the devil. If you can't get along with me. You're just not trying. It's like saying kittens aren't cute. It's just not happening. I'm a pretty laid back person and not a whole lot of things will get to me. I'm not straight edge. I just don't do anything and I don't have a problem with anyone who does. I can't stand ignorant people. I'm not photogenic in the slightest. I'm deathly afraid of car accidents and chainsaws. I hate being hung up on. I would never do it to anyone. I once threw a nerf football through a wall because of it. My favorite color is green. I enjoying giving high fives. I'm worth $3,425,758 according to humanforsale.com. I couldn't lie to anyone even if I wanted to. I just can't bring myself to do it. I become overly guilty if I do. I've made promises to people that I'll go on American Idol the next time it rolls around. People tell me I have a good singing voice, but I hate the way I sound. I'm not sure why. I get told I look like Jake Gyllenhaal, alot. I guess I don't see it. I believe in ghost and I'm not really decided on aliens. There's a chance in another life form out there somewhere. If you would like to know anything else just ask or add me to your MSN. abarcanator@hotmail.com
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